don't just look at her ass, eat it

sorry for party daraching

koolaidicecubes:

Trying to be angry at your best friend like

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"As a teenager, I didn’t understand that saying you’re a feminist is just saying that you hope women and men will have equal rights and equal opportunities. What it seemed to me, the way it was phrased in culture, society, was that you hate men. And now, I think a lot of girls have had a feminist awakening because they understand what the word means."
— Taylor Swift (via napolieverafter)
  • Sirius: *Writing a letter to James*
  • Sirius: Deer James
  • Lily: It's Dear
  • Sirius: No it isn't

neverbalance:

spockhetti:

AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what your relationship is because……..

oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.

Meine Freundin, äh, meine Freundin [insert name here], nicht meine *Freundin*… - me, twice a week, at least.

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

cant stop wont stop~

for-the-other-shoe:

hellotailor:

astolat:

limnetic:

Expo, an Iron Man fanvid by lim
Music: Turn Up The Faders by Nathan Asher & The Infantry
Thanks to Cesperanza and Astolat

HD download will be available on /lim shortly.

Do yourself a favor and watch this vid instantly, because HOLY CRAP, from the first moment I saw a section I was all, OK, so Marvel was just a warm-up? This vid blows me away so hard. I have rarely seen any vid that so effectively does first person POV, that really puts you inside a character’s head like this one does. It’s such a cool experience, whether you’re a fan of Tony or not. 

THIS VIDEO IS SO INCREDIBLE. Highly recommended.

If you do not watch this I might actually reach through the screen and grab you by the throat to scream the word WHY on an explosion of spittle and outrage.

Do you want that.

Of course not.

Press.

Play.

comealongpixie:

"no homo," i say as i kiss my girlfriend. we are both bisexual. 

#sms
why i hate self checkout

theravenbird:

my mom sent me out at 8 to get muffins from shaws. the only checkout available was the self checkout. i paid for the 3.99$ muffins with a ten. i grabbed the penny, but not the six dollars owed back to me.i can’t find the reciept and they wont give me the 6$ without it. 

tl;dr I HATE INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE BUT I HATE SELF CHECKOUT EVEN MORE

Guys I went and asked and had a lil panic but the lady was really nice and there was 6$ with a post it saying “muffin girl” on it apparently it happens a lot